Your Mom is so ugly she looks like Alan Greenspan after a market crash.
Your Mom is so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone headed for the boarder!
Your Mom is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks
Your Mom is on my poarch barcking
Your Mom is so ugly she can’t turn on a computer
Your Mom is so ugly, when she applied for a drivers liscense in california, they gave her and oregon one instead.
Your Mom is slightly less attractive than the average woman in her age bracket!
Your Mom is so ugly people mistake her for your father
What sexual position causes the ugliest kids? Ask your mom.
Your Mom is so ugly , when she was a baby they had to tint the windows on the incubator!
Your Mom is so ugly that you cant tell if shes your pet monkey or your mom
Your Mom’s so ugly, she gets less action than a white guy in the NBA.
Your Mom is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water.
Your Mom is so ugly, she could scare the smile off a two bit whore.
Your Mom is so ugly, she goes to beach and the ocean won’t even wave at her.
Your mom’s so ugly she went into a Haunted House and came out with a job application
Your mom is so ugly she went to the top of the Empire State Building people yelled “King Kong is back!”
Your Mom is so ugly when robbers broke in she yelled rape, they yelled NO!!
Your Mom’s so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Your Mom’s so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Your Mom’s so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Your Mom’s so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Your Mom’s so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

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