…when you begin to suspect that your plume is alive

…when you see your section more than your own family

…when your idea of social interaction is cleaning your instrument with members of different sections

…when you have accidentally called your band director dad

…when your idea of a date is spending halftime with your sweetheart from a different section

…when your dating prospects are all in band

…if you have a name for your instrument

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