*************yo mumma so fat that shes king kong’s bitch************

*************yo mumma so fat she has to use a dump truk insted of a taxi*****

*************yo mumma so fat when she was 5 she went to go in a sumo contest thay said no profeshenals alowd******************

*************yo mumma so hairy se has afros on her nipples**********

*************yo mumma so nasty i called up for phone sex and got an ear infection*************

*************yo mumma so fat her 1st grad photo was a satilite image********

*************yo mumma so small that she poses for trophes*************

*************yo mumma so dumb se got fired from a fruit store from chucking away all the bent bananas**************

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