yo mamas so fat when she got in the car i thought it was a low ridder

yo mamas so fat when she got out of the car the car i said you got high drolicks

yo mamas so fat when she got out of the car i thought it was a roller coster

yo mamas so fat shes on both sides of the family

yo mamas so fat when she sat on the same bench as me i thought i could fly

yo mamas so ugly she makes micheal jackson seem cute

yo mama so ugly i saw her and siad hallaween past

yo mamas so ugly she eats for the whole family

yo mamas so poor when i walked in her house and stepped on a penny she said get off my pay check

yo mamas so poor when we were in mcdonalds i said were do you live she said right behind this billding

yo mamas so dark i turned of the lights and only saw her teeth

yo mamas so dark she turning purple

yo mamas so fat when she sat on the toilet it sung a b c e f g get the fuck off of me

yo mamas so ashy when she snapped she lit a canndle

yo mamas breath is so hot when she breathed the fire alarm went off

yo mamas so fat when i fingered her i lost a watch and a ring

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