ya moms so fat that when she went bungie-jumping she took the bridge with her

ur mums so fat when u drive around her, it’s christmas again

ya moms so fat that when she turns around it’s her birthday

ya moms so fat that when she walked in front the TV we missed ’60 minutes’

ya mum is so fat when she was cleaning the cages at the zoo people said look at that hip-hop-poddomuss

yo mommas sooooooooooooooooooooooo fat her stomach has different time zones

ya mumas so stupid she got trapped in a wolworthes store and starved to death…

ya mumas so stupid she got trapped in a captain snooze and slept on da floor…

ya mumas so stupid she got trapped in the toilet and she wet her pants…

yo momma so dum she agreed to DJ for an ice cream truck

yo mumma so dum she dedicated her life to finish climbing a clear wall to see what was on the other side

ya mum is so fat she wears the eqeator 4 a belt

yo mama so dumb she shoved a 9 volt battery up her butt and said i got the power

your mums so fat, she had to go to sea world to get baptised

yo mama is so fat wen she drifted out 2 sea people thought she was an island

yo mama is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone

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