Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried?
Wife: Well, I suppose so.

Husband: Would you and he sleep in the same bed?
Wife: I guess we would.

Husband: Would you make love to him?
Wife: He would be my husband then, dear.

Husband: Would you give him my golf clubs?
Wife: No…He’s left handed.

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