A teacher is asking her students what their dad’s do for work. One child says “My dad is a lawyer.” Another says “My daddy sells houses.” Another says “My dad is in the Army.” The teacher says “And Danny, what does your dad do?” Danny replies “Well, my dad dances naked on a bar.” So, the teacher takes Danny aside and asks if this is true. Danny says “No, but he plays for the Yankees and I was too embarassed to tell!”

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