A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Hi stranger, my name is Mike. I’ll give you a free beer if you Can guess the name of this bar in three tries.”
The man says, “Thanks…Mike’s Place?”
“Nope.”
“Mike’s Tavern?”
“No,”
“Mike’s Pub?”
“No, but here’s a free beer anyway. Nobody ever gutæ¯ it. The joint’s name is Sally’s Legs!
“That’s a good one.?the man says and proceeds to get royally ripped.
The next morning the man is still drunk and sitting on a curb, when a cop pulls up and asks him what he is doing there. He Responds, “I’m just waiting for Sally’s Legs to open, so I can wet my whistle!”
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sahil
13 May, 2008