(when u see ***, add replace it with “MJ” in ur mind)

u go2 a bar. u get drunk. u see a sexy woman.u tell her ur anitials:***.u get in2 sum small talk.she takez u 2 her place. she offerz u beer and ***. u both get high. u read about spider man & *** in her comic collection. then she takez u 2 her BIG queen-sized bed in her mansion…inviting u 2 make love 2 her…she getz closer 2 u…whisperz in ur ear…”I’M ***[HEEHEE]!”

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