YOUAREATRUESTONERIF……

1-YOU ARE TOO BAKED TO FINISH ALL THESE.
2-IF YOU LOST YOUR DOG AND WERE TOO HIGH TO GO LOOK FOR HIM.
3-IF IN SCHOOL TOU ALWAYS WERE TOO LAZY FOR THE WORK AND JUST SAY “FUCK THE NEXT LESSON ILL PASS THE TEST GUESSIN.
4-IF YOU EVER TRYED TO USE THE LIGHTER UP SIDE DOWN.
5-IF YOU WERE TOO FUCKIN BAKED TO GO ANY FURTHER.

MY BAD.

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