There are three cops that come to this bar everyday after work. Cop 1 and Cop 2 are veterans and Cop 3 is a rookie. One day Cop 1 comes into the bar very happy, buying drinks, giving drinks, spending money. Cop 2 and 3 ask, “Why are you so happy, won the lottery?”. Cop 1 replies, “I was having sex with my wife, missionary style, and when I was about to cum I shot my gun off and her pussy got so tight… man i had the best orgasm of my life”. Cops 2 and 3 laughed about it. The next day Cop 2 comes into the bar. He is all happy and jolly,bying drinks and having a great mood. Cop 1 and 3 ask, “What happened why are you so happy?” Cop 2 replies, “I tried your advice. I was having sex with my wife, doggy style, when i was about to cum, I shot my gun and just like you said it would her pusssy got tight as hell and had the best orgasm of my life”. The next day Cop 3 comes into the bar. He is very mad pushing people, kicking chairs and the other two veteran officers ask, “What happened?”. Cop 3 says, “I took your advice. I was 69 my wife and when I was about to come i shot off my gun and the bitch almost bit my dick off and shitted in my face”.

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