There was this sailsman going door to door tring to sail vacuum cleaners. He come to this house and knocked on the door. A lady answered he told who he was and she went to shut the door but the sailsman put his foot in the way. He said miss all I want to do is show you how good my vacuums are. The lady said I don’t have any money. The sailsman said no problem I just want to show you something. The lady said go on. So the sailsman told her that if his vacuum didn’t get up everything he put on her floor he would eat it. So the sailsman dumped a five gallon bucket of cow shit on the ladys floor. The lady went crazy. The sailsman told her again if my vacuum dosen’t get it all up I’ll eat it. The lady said well sir I hope you are hungery. The sailsman asked why. The lady saids because they cut my lights out two days ago.

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