Celtic fan drives about in a white van. He hates seeing people walking around in Rangers tops everytime he sees a rangers fan he swereves across the road to hit him but turns away in time not to.
One day he’s driving along and he see’s the Priest walking along, the Celtic fan pulls over and says to the Priest

’Father where are you heading to?’

Priest replies: ’I’m going to Mass to say a St. Josephs service’

Celtic fan: ’Do you want a lift Father?’

Priest: ’Yea, why not.’
They’re driving along when the Celtic fan sees a fella in a rager’s top he swerves across the road and again intentionally misses the rangers fan. He hears this loud thud and looks in his rear mirrors but can’t see anything. Then realising he had a Priest in the van he quickly apologises.

’Sorry Father but I didn’t hit him!’

Priest says: It’s ok I got him with the door!

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