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Can you tackle

sahil — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 13:05:13 +0000

The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. “Can you tackle?” asked the coach. “Watch this,” said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. “Wow,” said the coach. “I’m impressed. Can you run?”
“Of course I can run,” said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. “Great!” enthused the coach. “But can you pass a football?” The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. “Well, sir,” he said, “if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it.”

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Learn Chinese

sahil — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 10:21:34 +0000

A golfer had a very important golf competition coming up and for good luck, he would always take a prostitute up to his room. So he went out and grabbed up a Chinese woman standing on the corner. He began to think that he had done really good because she had been squealing the entire time something in Chinese. The next night, for extra luck, he took the same one home, and humped her all night. He knew he must’ve done even better, because she had yelled the same thing louder than ever. So the next day, after the man had hit a whole in one, he began to jump up and down gleefully shouting the same thing the prostitute had. After exchanging a few puzzling looks, a man came up to him and asked, “What do you mean ‘wrong hole’?”

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Tiger woods in bed

sahil — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:28:07 +0000

On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed when the wife tells her new husband that she has a confession.
“I lied when I told you I was a virgin. I have been with one other man” she tells her new hubby.

The new husband asks if it was anyone he knows?.
The wife answers …well maybe!

Husband asks who it was.
The wife answers – it was Tiger Woods.

Since the only other person his new bride every slept with was the famous Tiger Woods, he’s not at all upset and they get down to it and do the honeymoon “thing”. When finished, the husband gets out of bed and reaches for the telephone.

“What are you doing?” asked his bride.
“I’m calling for room service. After all that work I’m hungry!”

The wife says, “Tiger wouldn’t do that.”
“Really! Just what would TIGER do?” says the husband.

Well we would do it again!

Ok says the husband and jumps into the bed.
This same thing happens two more times,after which the guy is pretty tired.

So he drags himself out of bed and gets to the telephone.
The wife says..you’re not calling room service are you!!!!
“NO, says the exhausted hubby”!
“Well who are you calling then, she asks.”

I’m calling Tiger Woods…
I want to see what par is for this hole!

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