Daily Jokes Comedy Funny Humor » Dumb blonde jokes http://www.jokesdot.com Get free funny jokes on Jokes.com! Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:45:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 TWO BLONDES AND A BRUNETTE http://www.jokesdot.com/two-blondes-and-a-brunette.html http://www.jokesdot.com/two-blondes-and-a-brunette.html#comments Sun, 09 Jan 2011 20:24:58 +0000 sahil http://www.jokesdot.com/?p=11485 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> There are two blondes and a brunette on an island. One of the blondes finds a bottle and a genie pops out. The genie says he will grant them one wish each (you get the picture)…

The first blonde says, “I need to get off this island, I wish for a rowboat.” With a flash, a rowboat appears and she rushes out into the ocean.

The second blonde says, “I need to get off this island, I need jetski”

With a flash, a jetski appears and she rushes out into the ocean, soon overtaking the first blonde.

The genie looks enquiringly toward the brunette, who with raised eyebrows, smiles and says,” Just give me a million dollars, I’ll take the bridge.”

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]]> http://www.jokesdot.com/two-blondes-and-a-brunette.html/feed 0 TALE OF THE ‘NOT ENTIRELY’ UNEXPECTED http://www.jokesdot.com/tale-of-the-not-entirely-unexpected.html http://www.jokesdot.com/tale-of-the-not-entirely-unexpected.html#comments Tue, 04 Jan 2011 19:38:17 +0000 sahil http://www.jokesdot.com/?p=11480 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel. After some dicussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set.

One day later the Redhead reached the French coast. Having lost sight of the other two swimmers just off the English coast she decided that they couldn’t be far behind so sat on the beach looking out to sea waiting for the other two.

After a cold night of waiting, the Brunette finally came into sight. “What took you so long?” inquired the Redhead.

“There were some strong currents out there! But I’m here now! Am I the last?” replied the Brunette.

“No. Blondie is still out there somewhere.” They decided to wait.

Day after day the two swimmers sat on the beach until on the 5th day Blondie came into view. Once on dry land the Brunette asked the blonde “What took you so long?”

“What do you expect? You guy’s cheated, replied the idignant blonde, “You used your hands!”

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]]> http://www.jokesdot.com/tale-of-the-not-entirely-unexpected.html/feed 0 Blonde’s Challenge http://www.jokesdot.com/blondes-challenge.html http://www.jokesdot.com/blondes-challenge.html#comments Fri, 03 Dec 2010 18:10:06 +0000 sahil http://www.jokesdot.com/?p=11450 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?

A: Fourth grade.

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]]> http://www.jokesdot.com/blondes-challenge.html/feed 0 Blonde Horses http://www.jokesdot.com/blonde-horses-2.html http://www.jokesdot.com/blonde-horses-2.html#comments Fri, 26 Nov 2010 18:41:05 +0000 sahil http://www.jokesdot.com/?p=11431 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses?

So they don’t crap on the street during parades!

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]]> http://www.jokesdot.com/blonde-horses-2.html/feed 0 Blonde At The Appliance Store http://www.jokesdot.com/blonde-at-the-appliance-store.html http://www.jokesdot.com/blonde-at-the-appliance-store.html#comments Sun, 21 Nov 2010 17:09:46 +0000 sahil http://www.jokesdot.com/?p=11413 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman.

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, “I would like to buy this TV.”

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.

“Darn, he recognized me,” she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. “I would like to buy this TV.”

“Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, “How do you know I’m a blonde?”

“Because that’s a microwave,” he replied.

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]]> http://www.jokesdot.com/blonde-at-the-appliance-store.html/feed 0 Blonde At The Doctor’s http://www.jokesdot.com/blonde-at-the-doctors-2.html http://www.jokesdot.com/blonde-at-the-doctors-2.html#comments Fri, 19 Nov 2010 18:39:01 +0000 sahil http://www.jokesdot.com/?p=11394 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> “Please remove your blouse and bra,” says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.

When she is ready, the doc says, “Big breaths.”

“Yeth,” she replies, “and I’m only thixthteen!”

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]]> http://www.jokesdot.com/blonde-at-the-doctors-2.html/feed 0 Line Of Blondes http://www.jokesdot.com/line-of-blondes.html http://www.jokesdot.com/line-of-blondes.html#comments Thu, 18 Nov 2010 19:02:07 +0000 sahil http://www.jokesdot.com/line-of-blondes.html Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> What do you call a line of blondes?

Easy Street

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]]> http://www.jokesdot.com/line-of-blondes.html/feed 0 Those Intellectually Deficient Blondes http://www.jokesdot.com/those-intellectually-deficient-blondes.html http://www.jokesdot.com/those-intellectually-deficient-blondes.html#comments Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:41:20 +0000 sahil http://www.jokesdot.com/?p=11374 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

A: 100. One to make the batter and 99 to crack the shells on the M&Ms.

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]]> http://www.jokesdot.com/those-intellectually-deficient-blondes.html/feed 0 Blonde Laugh http://www.jokesdot.com/blonde-laugh.html http://www.jokesdot.com/blonde-laugh.html#comments Tue, 16 Nov 2010 19:02:11 +0000 sahil http://www.jokesdot.com/?p=11364 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?

Tell her a joke on Monday!

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]]> http://www.jokesdot.com/blonde-laugh.html/feed 0 Blonde Counting Sheep http://www.jokesdot.com/blonde-counting-sheep-2.html http://www.jokesdot.com/blonde-counting-sheep-2.html#comments Mon, 15 Nov 2010 18:19:32 +0000 sahil http://www.jokesdot.com/?p=11354 Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]> Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She stops and asks the farmer if she can have a sheep. The farmer says “If you can count all my sheep I’ll let you have any one you want.” The blonde looks around her for a moment and says, “You have 356 sheep.” The farmer exclaims, “Wow — you’re exactly right. I guess blondes really aren’t dumb. Now go pick yourself out a sheep.”

The blonde makes her choice, picks it up, comes back to the farmer to thank him. “Oh no,” he says, “you can’t have that one.” “Why not?” asks the blonde, “you said I could have any sheep I wanted.” And the farmer says, “Ma’am, that’s my dog.”

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