Daily Jokes Comedy Funny Humor » Clean Medical Jokes http://www.jokesdot.com Get free funny jokes on Jokes.com! Tue, 04 Oct 2011 18:45:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Phone call to the ambulance: http://www.jokesdot.com/phone-call-to-the-ambulance.html http://www.jokesdot.com/phone-call-to-the-ambulance.html#comments Fri, 05 Aug 2011 18:19:24 +0000 sahil http://www.jokesdot.com/?p=12407
  • - Why stomatologists recommend WRIGLEY? - Why stomatologists recommend WRIGLEY? - Doing so, they have...
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    - Sister, come ASAP!!! Now I have very high…
    - What? Temperature?
    - No, …
    - Acidity?
    - No!…
    - Excitability?
    - No… Hey, I remembered!!! POTENTION!

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    ]]>     http://www.jokesdot.com/phone-call-to-the-ambulance.html/feed 0     Lethal Food http://www.jokesdot.com/lethal-food.html http://www.jokesdot.com/lethal-food.html#comments Thu, 04 Aug 2011 17:33:40 +0000 sahil http://www.jokesdot.com/?p=12400
  • Food To Watch A dietician was addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The...
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    “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.

    Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realises the germs in our drinking water.

    But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I’m referring to?”

    “You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea.”

    The man lowered his head and said, “Wedding cake.”

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    ]]>     http://www.jokesdot.com/lethal-food.html/feed 0     - Why stomatologists recommend WRIGLEY? http://www.jokesdot.com/why-stomatologists-recommend-wrigley.html http://www.jokesdot.com/why-stomatologists-recommend-wrigley.html#comments Wed, 03 Aug 2011 16:33:10 +0000 sahil http://www.jokesdot.com/?p=12390
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    - Doing so, they have more clients!

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    ]]>     http://www.jokesdot.com/why-stomatologists-recommend-wrigley.html/feed 0     - Doctor! Which mushrooms can you eat? http://www.jokesdot.com/doctor-which-mushrooms-can-you-eat.html http://www.jokesdot.com/doctor-which-mushrooms-can-you-eat.html#comments Mon, 01 Aug 2011 18:10:38 +0000 sahil http://www.jokesdot.com/?p=12382
  • Emergency doctor visit A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much...
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    - All of them. There are just some you can only eat once.

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    ]]>     http://www.jokesdot.com/doctor-which-mushrooms-can-you-eat.html/feed 0     Emergency doctor visit http://www.jokesdot.com/emergency-doctor-visit.html http://www.jokesdot.com/emergency-doctor-visit.html#comments Sun, 31 Jul 2011 18:00:17 +0000 sahil http://www.jokesdot.com/?p=12373
  • A man went to the doctor for a check up… A man went to the doctor for a check up....
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    She rattles off, “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What’s wrong with me, Doctor?”

    The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says, “Well, I can tell you one thing… there ain’t nothing wrong with your eyesight.”

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    ]]>     http://www.jokesdot.com/emergency-doctor-visit.html/feed 0     Bad News http://www.jokesdot.com/bad-news-3.html http://www.jokesdot.com/bad-news-3.html#comments Sat, 30 Jul 2011 18:49:40 +0000 sahil http://www.jokesdot.com/?p=12363
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    “Why do you always have to give me bad news?” he complained.

    “Tell me some good news for once.”

    “Alright, here’s some good news,” said the secretary.

    “You’re not sterile.”

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    ]]>     http://www.jokesdot.com/bad-news-3.html/feed 0     Crazy Patients http://www.jokesdot.com/crazy-patients.html http://www.jokesdot.com/crazy-patients.html#comments Fri, 29 Jul 2011 17:52:12 +0000 sahil http://www.jokesdot.com/?p=12355
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    • Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.]]>     A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room.

    He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

    Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

    The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing.

    The patient replied, “Can’t you see I’m sawing this piece of wood in half?”

    The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.

    Patient #1 replied, “Oh. He’s my friend, but he’s a little crazy. He thinks he’s a lightbulb.”

    The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2′s face is going all red.

    The doctor asks Patient #1, “If he’s your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself”

    Patient #1 replies, “What? And work in the dark?”

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  • Perfectly normal “I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told...
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    The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what’s up.

    “He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn’t find the cough syrup,” the clerk explains. “So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once.”

    “Laxatives won’t cure a cough, you idiot,” the owner shouts angrily.

    “Sure it will,” the clerk says, pointing at the man leaning on the wall. “Look at him. He’s afraid to cough.”

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    ]]>     http://www.jokesdot.com/curing-a-cough.html/feed 0     A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant… http://www.jokesdot.com/a-woman-goes-to-her-doctor-who-verifies-that-she-is-pregnant.html http://www.jokesdot.com/a-woman-goes-to-her-doctor-who-verifies-that-she-is-pregnant.html#comments Tue, 07 Jun 2011 08:48:50 +0000 sahil http://www.jokesdot.com/?p=12103
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  • Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor… Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the...
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  • A man went to the doctor for a check up… A man went to the doctor for a check up....
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