This Italian bloke had never played golf before and so asked for some tips before starting the game. An American player decided to teach the Italian the proper way to putt a golf ball.

The American said, “You take this stick and hit the balls so that they roll into the hole”. The American putted away and sank the ball from 20 feet in a single stroke.

The Italian replied, “In America, you leave your sticka outta and a putta your balls in da hole, but in Italia, we put our sticka inna da hole and leave our balls out”!

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