Bush and Cheney are at a restaurant when the waitress comes over.

Cheney orders, “I’ll have an omelette.”

Bush tells her, “I’ll have a quickie.”

“What?” The waitress askes.

“A quickie.” Bush repeats.

The waitress, upset now, exclaims, “To think I voted for you!” She then, storms off.

Cheney leans over and remarks quietly, “I think it’s pronouced quiche.”

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