a school boy is in his sewing lesson when he pricks his hand whith his needle
he screams ’miss! miss! get me a glass of cider!’
’why?’ she asks
’ive got a prick in my hand!’ he shouts
’how will that help?’she questioned
’well every time my mam has a prick in her hand she puts it in sider!!’

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