One little Atheist boy’s parents were very concerned about his grades in school. They noticed that his study habits were poor, that he wouldn’t concentrate, and that he had zero initiative as far as homework was concerned, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school. They noticed an immediate improvement in his overall school performance, especially in math. Every day he would come home from school and promptly head upstairs and begin studying his numbers. Amazed, his parents asked him what it was that motivated him to study so hard. “Is it that the Nuns are so strict with you getting your schoolwork finished?”, they asked. “No.” said the boy. “Is it that the subjects they are giving you are challenging to you?” “No.” responded the boy. “What is it, then, that makes you so eager to study at this new school?” they queried. “Well,” said the boy, “my very first day of school at Our Lady of Perpetual Motion, I was sitting in class, looking around and not paying much attention. Then I looked up and saw this naked guy nailed to a plus sign, and I figured they must mean business!”

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