One day, a penguin was driving down the road, a fe wminutes later, his car stopped. To his luck, theer was a repair shop just down the street. He went to the shop and asked “hey could you fix my car?”, the guy says to the penguin”sure, it’ll be ready in an hour.” So the penguin decides to wait but see’s an ice cream shop across the street, he decides to get an ice cream. He gets a vanilla cone, finishes it, and gets ice cream all over himself. So he decides to walk back to the repair shop, the repairman says “looks like you blew a seal” the penguin says”no no, its just ice cream.”
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