Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After a few drinks the woman says to the man, ”If we went out for a meal, where would you take me?’
He replied, ”Chinese.” She asked,” What would you order?” He replied, ”Moo Goo Gai Pan.”
She asked, ” If we went out for a full night of dining, dancing and carousing, what would you wear?”
He replied, ”Depends….” She asked, ”Depends on what?” He replied, ”Just DEPENDS….”
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sahil
19 Nov, 2008