Some American Chewing Gum companies manufacture certain ingredients for chewing gum in Poland to reduce the cost.

You can only imagine what goes into this chewing gum.
Snots, cum, dead rats, just name it.
I know because I work there :-).

There are several things that are nice about it:
1. Those are only key ingredients so the package usually doesn’t say that the gum was made in Poland for export.
2. It is a nice way to get even with our American friends for their racist jokes
3. Every time I wipe a snot in the machine it gives me a fuzzy feeling

Bon Appetite American Friends.

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