There was this man that was sitting in a hotel lobby, and this hott blonde in just a robe came into the room and started talkin to the guy.
They start talkin some more and she all of a sudden said “lets go back to my room, i hear some one coming”

So, they go back to her room and she takes off the robe and has the guy feel on her tits and stuff and then asks him “what is my best feature?”
He says “Your ears.”

She says “MY EARS!!!! Y MY EARS, I MEAN LOOK AT ME I HAVE NICE BIG BOOBS, NICE SHAVED PUSSY AND YOU LIKE MY EARS THE BEST, Y IS THAT?

And the guy says “because when you said u heard some one coming it was me!!

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