Marv Albert’s Holiday Jingle:

“Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear” (sung to the tune of “Walking in a Winter Wonderland”)

Lacy things - the girlfriend’s missin’, Didn’t ask - her permission, I’m wearin’ her clothes , Her silk pantyhose, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.

In the store - there’s a teddy, Little straps - like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.

In the office there’s a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He’ll say, “Are you ready?” We’ll say,”Whoa, Man!” “Let’s wait until our women are out of town!”

Later on, if you wanna, We can dress - like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear

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