yo mamma so fat when god said let there be light she blocked it
-ur momma so fat when she wore green every one thought they were on a green day

——————-this is ur moms list of things to do

1. eat
2. sleep
3.eat
4. make sure u gain 30 pounds
5.eat
6. Go to plastic surgen and ask if he can make u fatter
7.eat
8. jack every thing in cosco and eat it
9.sleep
10. eat

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