One day two stoners went fishing. They were catching a lot of fish so they wanted to figure out how to remember this part if the lake.

Stoner 1 “I know. I can spit in the water!”

Stoner 2 “No! How will we know it’s your spit?”

They thought and thought and finally stoner 1 said, “I know. We can draw an ’X’ right here on the side of the boat!”

But stoner 2 said “No, no, That won’t work! How will we know that we will get the same boat next time?”

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