There is a Laz(Turkish-Irish) going through a desert. He’s wearing shorts, sunglasses, a towel and listening to music on his walkman. He’s having a good time. Suddenly he sees a caravan approaching. He stops the Arabs and ask them cheerfully: “Hey dudes how far is the sea?” Arabs look at each other and say: “Two thousand miles!” And he says: “Wow! What a big beach!!!”

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