Michael: welcome to jackson in in the box may i take your order.

Customer : yeah can i get a jack burger w/ cheese

Michael : so that will be one jackson burger W/ cheehesa

Customer : no i want a jack burger w/cheese

Michael : But this is jackson in the box cha’mona

Customer : okay? can i get a large coke a cola

Michael : sorry but we only have jesus juice here

Customer : Whats that?

Michael : i ts like cola but a little thicker but its good so cha’mona suc… i mean buy it
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Customer : okay ill have a large jesus juice

Michael : sorry sir it only comes in extra small so children can
suck it for long periods with out getting tired

Customers : right

Michael : will you be sharing your meal with a child?

Customer : No thats okay

Michael : sharing with a child is the most loving thing you can do

Customer : No thats okay

Michael : I have a kid.I can sell you. He’s used but ill make him half price

Customer : Thats okay

Michael : I was just kidding………….No but really you want one he’s a young orphane

Customer : Dude you are fuckin sick

(Customer peels out)

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