Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a fireside chat. He said “Jack let me tell you something, on my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and said to your mother ‘here try these on’ So she did and said ‘these are too big, I can’t wear them.’ So I replied, ‘Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.” Ever since that night we have never had any problems.”
“Hmmm,” said Jack. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
So on his honeymoon night Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, “Here try these on.” So she does and says, “These are too large, they don’t fit me.”
So Jack says, “Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don’t want you ever to forget it.”
Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says “Here, you try mine on.” so he does and says, “I can’t get into your pants.” So Jill says,
“Exactly, and if you don’t change your attitude ,you never will.”

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