Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A: A different bar.
First Irish Farmer: “My cow fell down a hole and I had to shoot it.”
Second Irish Farmer: “Did you shoot it in the hole?”
First Irish Farmer: ” Nope…in the head.”
Q: How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 11 - One to hold the lightbulb, and 10 to drink until the room spins!
How do you sink an Irish submarine?
Knock on the hatch.
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21 Oct, 2005