Washington Post — Style Invitational Challenge for the week was to come up with a terribly inappropriate Christmas gift idea.

o 4th runner up: Li’l Naturalist Hornet Farm o 3rd runner up: A Pee Wee Herman pull toy o 2nd runner up: The Duncan Yo — Goes down, never comes back. Teaches children about warranties o 1st runner up: 5,200 pick up — a jumbo deck of cards that lets kids play a larger version of their favorite game o Winner: The “Learn about puberty chia pet”

——————————— Honorable mentions:

o Supersoaker 9000: For use on those hard to reach targets; NFL referees, low flying planes, and many more. At close range it can strip paint clean rusty grills, and dig utility trenches. o The laff-o-minit jajic spellin’ tootor o Doggie dentist — Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch. o Cuisin-Art — Turns mommy’s food processor into a spinning paint tool. o Water retention Wanda — Teaches kids the principles of the calendar. o Advanced play medical kit — includes colonoscope and speculum. o Chocolate covered lead soldiers o Bungeroo — kid sized bungee kit for second story bedrooms o Islamic strip poker — lose a hand, lose a hand.

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