The Difference between Nixon and Clinton:

Major Scandal during their presidency….
Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed
The President’s biggest fear….
Nixon: The Cold War
Clinton: The Cold Sore
Complaints toward the President…..
Nixon: Carpet-Bombing
Clinton: Carpet-Burns
Their Vice-Presidents…
Nixon: His was Greek
Clinton: His is a Geek.
Presidential qualities…..
Nixon: Couldn’t stop Kissinger.
Clinton: Couldn’t stop kissing her.
Things the President couldn’t explain….
Nixon: The missing 18-minutes on the tapes
Clinton: The 36D bra in his briefcase
Presidential Nicknames….
Nixon: Tricky Dick
Clinton: Slick Willy
and finally, Presidential excuses….
Nixon: I am not a crook
Clinton: I didn’t get in her nook

I actually told a whole joke without….(falls asleep)

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