A reporter goes to an Indian camp looking for a story during slow news. She sees and indian with 1 feather on his head and approaches him asking, “Excuse me…..what does that feather on your head signify?” The indian replied, “Me fuck 1 squa.” She looks at him weird and just walks off until she comes to an indian with 5 head feathers. She asks again, “What do those feathers signify.” He replies, me fuck 5 squa.” A little annoyed and feeling she is getting stupid answers she decides to get to the bottom of this and approaches a higher authority. Comming to an indian with 50 head feathers she says, ” I am not getting a straight answer. Can you please tell me what the head feathers on your head signify?” The indian replies me fuck 50 squa.” Pissed off that she is getting no where she finally decides to go to the chief for a straight answer in which has 100 head feathers. Chief…many of your people are not being straight forward with me. What do the feathers on your head signify?” The chief replies, “Me fuck 100 squa.” What are squa she asks? “Oh you know……antilope, dog, cat, elephant, cow and so on. “Oh dear she says” “No we not fuck deer……..ass holes are too high and the bastards run too fast.”

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