Four Dogs

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The
first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant,
the third man was a Chemist, the fourth was a Government
Worker. To show off, the Engineer
called to his dog.”T-square, do your stuff.” T-square
trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and
promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.Everyone
agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his
dog could do better.He called his dog and said,
“Spreadsheet, do your stuff.” Spreadsheet went into the
kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies.He divided them
into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.Everyone agreed that
was good. But the Chemist said his dog could do
better. He called his dog and said, “Measure, do your stuff.
“Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart
of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed
that was good. Then the three men turned to the Government
Worker and said, “What can your dog do?” The Government
Worker called to his dog and said, “CoffeeBreak, do your
stuff.” Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies,
drank the milk, shit on the paper, screwed the other three
dogs and claimed he injured his back while doing so,
filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put
in for Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of
the day on sick leave.

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