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		<title>How To Tell If A Redneck Has Been Working On A Computer</title>
		<description><![CDATA[10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is &#8220;Bubba&#8221;.
4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.
3. There is a Skoal [...]


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		<title>&#8216;True&#8217; Doctor Stories</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient&#8217;s anterior chest wall. &#8220;Big breaths,&#8221; I instructed. &#8220;Yes, they used to be,&#8221; remorsed the patient.&#8221;
&#8220;One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a [...]


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		<title>Dangerous Blow Job</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons.
&#8220;I&#8217;ll make you a deal. I&#8217;ll open this alligator&#8217;s mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He&#8217;ll then open his [...]


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		<title>Irish Drunks</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man walks into a pub. He greets the barman and orders a pint. As the barman draws it, the man begins to hear two noisy young men at the end of the bar.
&#8220;What county did you say you where from?&#8221; asked the first.
&#8220;Why, County Clare.&#8221; the second replied.
&#8220;Well, I&#8217;ll be damned! I&#8217;m from County [...]


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		<title>Two Parrots</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This lady approaches a priest and tells him, &#8220;Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing: &#8216;Hi, we&#8217;re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?&#8217; &#8221;
&#8220;That&#8217;s terrible!&#8221; the priest exclaimed, &#8220;but I have a solution to your problem. You can put them with my two male [...]


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		<title>Migraine Headaches</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.
&#8220;Listen,&#8221; says the Doc, &#8220;I have migraines, too and the advice I&#8217;m going to [...]


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		<title>Ideal Surgery Patient</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work, particularly which types of patients they&#8217;d had the best experiences with.
The first said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.”
The second said, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You [...]


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		<title>The Blind Man</title>
		<description><![CDATA[On a hot summer day, two nuns &#8211; both young, blonde and beautiful — are working in the church library putting away books. After working feverishly to get the job done, the first nun turns to the second and says, &#8220;I can&#8217;t take this heat anymore! Do you think it would be all right if [...]


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		<title>The Drunken Businessman</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Peter is relaxing after work one day in a bar on the top floor of a New York skyscraper. While he&#8217;s sipping his drink, another man approaches him. He looks like an average guy; suit, tie, glasses, and he&#8217;s pretty drunk.
&#8220;Hey,&#8221; says the guy. &#8220;I&#8217;ll give you fifty dollars to jump out that window and [...]


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		<title>The Lost Cat</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man absolutely hated his wife&#8217;s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the [...]


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