http://www.jokesdot.com Get free funny jokes on Jokes.com! Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:25:36 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en How do you get a group of lawyers to smile for a picture?Just say "Fees!" http://www.jokesdot.com/fees.html A somewhat advanced society has figured out how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available.The pharmacist says: "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it and ... http://www.jokesdot.com/knowledge-pills.html Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their balls show! http://www.jokesdot.com/cause-their-balls-show.html A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty ... http://www.jokesdot.com/an-anguish-man-in-bar.html Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!""Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", ... http://www.jokesdot.com/theyre-boasting-about-race-records-2.html A young couple in love were in an automobile accident the night before their wedding, and both were killed. In heaven, they approached St. Peter. "My fiance and I really miss the opportunity to have celebrated our wedding vows. Is it possible for people in heaven to get married?"St. Peter ... http://www.jokesdot.com/a-marriage-made-in-heaven.html 1. Try to use your dorm key to unlock your bedroom door.2. Have your mom scan your ID card for meals.3. Look for a tray to carry your dinner to the table with.4. Walk two blocks to go to dinner.5. Forget to dial the first three digits of your friend's ... http://www.jokesdot.com/college-habits-to-bring-home.html Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block. http://www.jokesdot.com/a-mental-block-2.html A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and says to the bartender, ?Quick pour me twelve drinks http://www.jokesdot.com/just-keep-drinking.html Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?A: To break on through to the other side. http://www.jokesdot.com/q-why-did-chicken-jim-morrison-cross-the-road.html