Again i’ll post my English joke in this section until an English category pops up on this site…………..

2 English men walking down a street in Dublin, one notices a sign in a shop window, it reads……….

Suits 5.00 Euro each
Shirts 3.00 Euro each
Ties 2.00 Euro. each

He says to his mate,” fuck look at that, look how cheap everything is, if we buy 100 of each and take them back to England and sell them for a higher price we’ll make a fuckin fortune” so his mate says “yea your right come on”.
So in they go to the shop and the first fella says, “we’ll take 100 suits, 100 shirts and 100 ties please you thick Irish fuck”. The girl behind the counter replies ’”apart from the accent i knew you were English ” the second bloke replies ” yea how’s that then?”

The girl replies ’”because we are a fuckin dry cleaners you thick English prick”.

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