“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, “and I’ll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull.”
“That’s a shame.” said his friend , “How did it happen?”
“She wouldn’t eat the mushrooms!”
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25 Oct, 2005