there was this women who asked the boy next door to babysit her daughter so he said ok she gave him a list of things to do and the first thing on the list was to make dinner so he did then he said it is time to take a bath and she asked him to take a bath with her and he said ok but don’t look down and she asked why and he said just don’t look down she did anyways and asked what was that he said my ducky then he said it is time to go to bed so then they went to bed and there was a thunder storm and she got scared and asked him if she can sleep with him and then when he woke up he was like where am I and she said your at the hospital and he said why and she was like ur ducky peed on me and i cut it off
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