This Irishman had been drinking at a pub and after a while the bartender kicked him out
and the Irishman decided that he would walk outside and the fresh air would do him good and he
falls on his face and he decides to crawl outside and when he gets ouside he tries to stand up but he falls flat on his face
and he decides to crawl home.
When he reaches his house he opens the door tries to stand up and falls flat on his face and he crawls to his room.
When he reaches his bed he tries to get up and falls flat on his bad.
The next morning his wife wakes up him and says” You’ve been drinkin again haven’t you?” ”
How’d you know” he said. She said “The pub called and said u left your wheelchair there again”

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