There wuz this man you know, he’s name wuz like Joe. No wait it was
Rusco, yes Rusco. Rusco Bravo! ARRIBA ARRIBA!! Rusco was different
from the other girls beacause of the… the… what’s his face… uh… C-R-A….
C-R-A… Shit… I knew this a moment ago it wuz on the tongue of my tip…
C-R-A…(sorry guys)… Ozone Layer. Yes. And for Rusco to become a
lawyer he would have to talk to the BIG MELLY. So… So Joe went to
Ariba, TX. where he found The Mig Belly who wasn’t there so he didn’t
find it. THAT’S WHEN A HUUUUGE DINAUSSOR, bigger then 3 dogs,
ASKED ME: “HEY ARNOLD! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? AND WHY
AREN’T YOU SITTING WITH THE OTHER JEALOUS WATERMELONS?!”
I wuz like “uh.. yeahh… i dunno, I can’t speak Dinaussaric so well.”
Then we broke up I haven’t seen her since. She wuz a bad person.
I looked back. 8:36! I wuz beeing chased by seven snails. I didn’t
understand how they could go that fast, but then I saw a big african sea
turtle underneeth them, running like a cheetah. Then Presindent Bush
came to my rescue and kicked the turtle with a perfect kick that made her
roll and fall on her back, sqwiching the sixteen polar bears all at once.
“THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING USA”… And I wuz like… But I’m from….
Shit guys I gotta go. Sorry tell u the joke later.

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