DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish=49//
Adventurous=Slept with everyone//
Athletic=No tits//
Average looking=Ugly//
Beautiful=Pathological liar//
Contagious Smile=Does a lot of pills//
Emotionally Secure=On medication//
Feminist=Fat//
Free spirit=Junkie//
Friendship first=Former slut//
Fun=Annoying//
New-Age=Body hair in the wrong places//
Old-fashioned=No BJs//
Open-minded=Desperate//
Outgoing=Loud and Embarrassing//
Passionate=Sloppy drunk//
Professional=Bitch//
Voluptuous=Very Fat//
Large frame=Hugely Fat//
Wants Soul mate=Stalker

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