- You’re so stupid, when you saw sails at a harbor, you returned with your credit card.

- You were at a meadow, and at hearing “Look at those tall reeds,” you responded, “I forgot my glasses”.

- You tried drowning a fish.

- It took you 6 months to complete a puzzle on which the box said 1-2 years.

- You went to the frozen food section of the store with a fishing rod.

- You thought 1+1 equaled 0, because 2 pieces of air cannot be combined.

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