CD-ROM : Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
PCMCIA : People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN : It Still Does Nothing
SCSI : System Can’t See It
MIPS : Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DOS : Defunct Operating System
WINDOWS : Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
OS/2 : Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP : Plug and Pray
APPLE : Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
IBM : I Blame Microsoft
DEC : Do Expect Cuts
MICROSOFT : Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
CA : Constant Acquisitions
COBOL : Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
LISP : Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses
MACINTOSH : Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
AAAAA : American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW : What You See Is What You Might Get If You’re Really Really Lucky And All Goes Well.

No related posts.

Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.

Other Similar Jokes -

No related posts.

Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.

.