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very very ugly

your mom is so ugly i did her up the ass

U.G.L.Y

I am so ugly, I have a face only a mother could love and i love men especially old men like grandpas i like saggy balls in my mouth

You so ugly

You so ugly when u looked in a mirror your reflection ducked

your uuuuuugly

your so ugly, when you went to the proctoligist he stuck his finger in your mouth.

What A face

You so ugly you scared the shit out of the toliet

2 x’s as ugly

You’re so ugly that when you were born the doctor looked at your head and butt, and your momma she had twins.

old momy

yo moms and pops so old they fart dust

u ugly

u so ugly the doctor took one look at u and slapped ur mom

you so uglyyy

you so ugly you made a blind kid cry

dog

if my dog had a face like yours he’d run an hide so his ass wouldn’t get licked.