Q: how do you know when your so ugly?
A: your dog is fucking
Oct
19
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19 Oct, 2005
Oct
19
your mama so ugly she was on the pot and looked in the mirror and crraped bigger then godzila and the tolite cracked beacuse it smelled so bad it could kill a skunk that was dead.
Oct
19
you so ugly you fell off the ugly train,and hit all the breaks as you went down
Oct
19
You’r so ugly when u stick your head out the window,they arrest you for mooning!!!
Oct
19
Your Mom is so ugly she looks like Alan Greenspan after a market crash.
Your Mom is so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone headed for the boarder!
Your Mom is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks
Your Mom is on my poarch barcking
Your Mom is so ugly she can’t turn on a computer
Your Mom is so ugly, when she applied for a drivers liscense in california, they gave her and oregon one instead.
Your Mom is slightly less attractive than the average woman in her age bracket!
Your Mom is so ugly people mistake her for your father
What sexual position causes the ugliest kids? Ask your mom.
Your Mom is so ugly , when she was a baby they had to tint the windows on the incubator!
Your Mom is so ugly that you cant tell if shes your pet monkey or your mom
Your Mom’s so ugly, she gets less action than a white guy in the NBA.
Your Mom is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water.
Your Mom is so ugly, she could scare the smile off a two bit whore.
Your Mom is so ugly, she goes to beach and the ocean won’t even wave at her.
Your mom’s so ugly she went into a Haunted House and came out with a job application
Your mom is so ugly she went to the top of the Empire State Building people yelled “King Kong is back!”
Your Mom is so ugly when robbers broke in she yelled rape, they yelled NO!!
Your Mom’s so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Your Mom’s so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Your Mom’s so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Your Mom’s so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Your Mom’s so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Oct
19
You’re so ugly, your farts get confused on which end to come out.
Oct
19
British girls are so ugly. They all have yellow teeth and breath that smells worse than that of horse.
Oct
19
you so ugly that with a make over you still make michael jackson look pretty.
Oct
19
your so dam ugly you have 2 creep up on water to take a shower
Oct
19
ur so ugly u had to fart in order 4 people to tell the difference bettwen ur ass and face but girl we cant tell w/ cause both end smell so brush them teeth