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UR SOOOOOOOOO UGLY

UR SO UGLY DAT WHEN U WENT 2 A HAUNTED HOUSE THEY SAID UR HIRED

your reflection

you so ugly, you looked in a puddle of water and your reflection drown itself

costume

ur so ugly dat u won scaryies costumes for being urself

FUCKERS

Dude you guys are so stupid. dude people make old and pretty lame ass jokes. You guys also fiight like married couples. Damn im only 13 and i no when to shut my damn mouth. i mean find a better site if ya’ll don’t like this one. DAMN…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uglyness

Q: how do ya know ya ugly????
A: your dog roots ya led with his eyes closed……

ur so ugly lol me

your so ugly coz i sed so

god made land god made sea and god wanted a princess so god made me hee hee lmao lol

run

yo so UGLY AND FISH SMELLING WHEN YOU WALK DOWN THE STREET LITTLE ASIANS GO’’ RUN IT FISHZILLA.’’

If some ones got pimples..

When your sleeping, i`m gonna come to your house with a sharpie marker and connect the dots on your face.

ugly advantage

You so ugly that you were banned from entering all ugly competitions for having an unfair advantage

the big fish

YO MAMMA IS SO SLUTTY SHE IS LIKE A WHALE EVERY TIME YOU SEE HER YOU SAY ” there she blows.”