Your momma is so old, she has a pictures of jesus in her yearbook.
Oct
19
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19 Oct, 2005
Oct
19
Ya mums so poor that when her kids asks her whats for dinner she spreads her legs.
Oct
19
your mama is so bent she makes a roundabout look straight
Oct
19
yo mamas so fat when she got in the car i thought it was a low ridder
yo mamas so fat when she got out of the car the car i said you got high drolicks
yo mamas so fat when she got out of the car i thought it was a roller coster
yo mamas so fat shes on both sides of the family
yo mamas so fat when she sat on the same bench as me i thought i could fly
yo mamas so ugly she makes micheal jackson seem cute
yo mama so ugly i saw her and siad hallaween past
yo mamas so ugly she eats for the whole family
yo mamas so poor when i walked in her house and stepped on a penny she said get off my pay check
yo mamas so poor when we were in mcdonalds i said were do you live she said right behind this billding
yo mamas so dark i turned of the lights and only saw her teeth
yo mamas so dark she turning purple
yo mamas so fat when she sat on the toilet it sung a b c e f g get the fuck off of me
yo mamas so ashy when she snapped she lit a canndle
yo mamas breath is so hot when she breathed the fire alarm went off
yo mamas so fat when i fingered her i lost a watch and a ring
Oct
19
Yo moma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Oct
19
Your mamma’s so fat when she took a shower her feet didn’t get wet
Oct
19
Your mamma’s so fat when she took a shower her feet didn’t get wet
Oct
19
yo mammas so fat when she went to get a belly ring they said she was to fat and gave her an onion ring
Oct
19
yer moma is so fat when it came to sex even the michelin man said he was out of rubbers
Oct
19
YA MOM HAIR SO SHORT,SHE USE RICE AS ROLLERS.
YA MOM SO BALDHEADED, HER CORNROWS LOOK LIKE TRAIN TRACKS.