Yo mama is so short, she has to look up to look down.
Nov
20
sahil
20 Nov, 2008
Nov
19
Yo’ Mama’s so stupid, that she got foodstamps in the mail and ate them.
Nov
18
Yo’ mama so fat, when fighter pilots see her they say, “Bogie at 11, 12, 1, 2, and 3 o’clock.”
Nov
17
Yo Mama is so fat, she irons her clothes with a steamroller.
Nov
16
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sham.
Sham who?
I didn’t know we were talking about yo mama.
Nov
15
Yo’ mama like a Big Mac — full of fat and only worth a buck!
Nov
14
Yo’ mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of ‘walk’ and ‘don’t walk.’
Jul
11
Yo Mama so ugly when she went to the beauty parlor it took 3 hours for an estimate.
Oct
19
Your mama is so fuking poor that she strips hobo’s for money
Oct
19
Yo mumma is so fat that if we chopped her into pieces we could solve world hunger