Your mama is so fuking poor that she strips hobo’s for money
Yo mumma is so fat that if we chopped her into pieces we could solve world hunger
yo mamma so fat when god said let there be light she blocked it
-ur momma so fat when she wore green every one thought they were on a green day
——————-this is ur moms list of things to do
1. eat
2. sleep
3.eat
4. make sure u gain 30 pounds
5.eat
6. Go to plastic surgen and ask if he can make u fatter
7.eat
8. jack every thing in cosco and eat it
9.sleep
10. eat
yo mama is so damn strung out on crack she came bye my house and ask me if she could browe my vcr i said naw gett on wit your self ………………………. and later that day me and my bitch got in a fight and i throw her shit out and yo mama came runnin her fat ass and took her vcr and close …………………..damn lol i is 13 m ohio just fuckin around on the cp
1) Your mums so Fat that nobody could see the IMAX theatre.
2) Your mums so dum she had you! o
3) Your mum so fat that they only allowed one person on the plane.
4) Your mums so dum she got locked up in a captain snooz store and slept on the floor.
ur mommers pussies soooo dry dat when u pore milk on it top of it , it goes ’’snap’’ ’’crackel’’ ’’pop’’
your mama is so fat that instead of a g-string she wares a g-rope
Yo Mama so bald she had to use rice as hair curlers
Any comments u don’t want anyone to email me at ghettogurlforreal@yahoo.com 15 or older
Yo Mama so bald she had to use rice as hair curlers
Any comments u don’t want anyone to email me at ghettogurlforreal@yahoo.com 15 or older
yo mama so fat she went to the beach to sell shade
19 Oct, 2005